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Remember Animaniacs? Remember the section that was dedicated to "Good Idea/Bad Idea"? This is one perpetual bad idea that just won't end. Ahaha.

We're being re-assigned to the dungeon. Joy, joy, Fiji sounds more delightful every day.

Bikes are entertaining modes of transportation, especially if you do not drive them and have other people ferry you about. How else can you experience:
-100kph, one handed
-80kph, no hands
-drunk driving (which there is much pride in and mastering of technique to be able to do without falling over/receiving road rash)
-3 people cruisin'
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Remember Animaniacs? Remember the section that was dedicated to "Good Idea/Bad Idea"? This is one perpetual bad idea that just won't end. Ahaha.

We're being re-assigned to the dungeon. Joy, joy, Fiji sounds more delightful every day.

Bikes are entertaining modes of transportation, especially if you do not drive them and have other people ferry you about. How else can you experience:
-100kph, one handed
-80kph, no hands
-drunk driving (which there is much pride in and mastering of technique to be able to do without falling over/receiving road rash)
-3 people cruisin'
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Eat the hokey-pokey, freeze the brain, oh-oh-gasms in the mouth. Yay!

Mm, not only do the Raro men like me, but the Raro women too! Oh sex (and grind, speaking of grind, a-not-so-pleasant experience=being stuck between a Tongan man and a Raro girlie, grinding away on one's person. Tongans are huge, ass fuckers).

A good time is speaking to people about the places you wish to see and learning they have seen those places and highly recommend them. Cha-ching.

We're contemplating an assault on Fiji; mm, two weeks worth of paranoia. robbery, assault, and rape, oh my! At least it's a cheap place to be.

Semi-intoxicated walks along the beach at night=much fun. Swimming, not so much, but I didn't partake in the festivities. We talked of the stars and spelled our names by connecting the dots. Next week, I promised to swim (ah, scary).

Cats with rotten ears and eyes, oh these crazy ailments. How they do suddenly pop up.
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Eat the hokey-pokey, freeze the brain, oh-oh-gasms in the mouth. Yay!

Mm, not only do the Raro men like me, but the Raro women too! Oh sex (and grind, speaking of grind, a-not-so-pleasant experience=being stuck between a Tongan man and a Raro girlie, grinding away on one's person. Tongans are huge, ass fuckers).

A good time is speaking to people about the places you wish to see and learning they have seen those places and highly recommend them. Cha-ching.

We're contemplating an assault on Fiji; mm, two weeks worth of paranoia. robbery, assault, and rape, oh my! At least it's a cheap place to be.

Semi-intoxicated walks along the beach at night=much fun. Swimming, not so much, but I didn't partake in the festivities. We talked of the stars and spelled our names by connecting the dots. Next week, I promised to swim (ah, scary).

Cats with rotten ears and eyes, oh these crazy ailments. How they do suddenly pop up.
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A dog showed up with approximately ten bullet holes throughout his body, two stab wounds to the neck, and just because it's ever so silly, a stab wound to the anus; and despite losing a lot of blood, he lived. I begin to wonder how I stay so calm, and why I haven't looked into the legality of spraying bullets randomly into the streets. I mean, killing a person while drink driving gives a person six months in prison. Perhaps I'll drink drive over the fucker's ass. On a push bike. Yes, I'll drink drive over his ass.

Another baby kitten died. I should've chosen a better name. His perch was upon my shoulder. As we sedated him, he tried to regain his position, but was too weak. He was so small, the drugs couldn't be administered properly. I fall in love too easily with those that always die.

Drunken times lead to the adoption of fake boyfriends to avoid others from getting too cozy.
"Are you two involved?"
"Say what?"
"Are you two involved? *hand reaches towards waist*"
"*glances at the drunken, prone body of Egyptian Boy* Um, yes, very *flee*"

And I don't understand the logic of people. If a person calls up and asks to come over, should I expect them to then say they'll come over in an hour? Perhaps, perhaps not. And when it is nine o'clock in the evening, I really should decline. However, there is a desire to partake in conversations that extend beyond explaining why Wheatabix is not the best food to give to kittens and puppies. Crazy, I know.

Lack of sex + menstration = fucked up sex dreams (detachable penis, say what?)
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A dog showed up with approximately ten bullet holes throughout his body, two stab wounds to the neck, and just because it's ever so silly, a stab wound to the anus; and despite losing a lot of blood, he lived. I begin to wonder how I stay so calm, and why I haven't looked into the legality of spraying bullets randomly into the streets. I mean, killing a person while drink driving gives a person six months in prison. Perhaps I'll drink drive over the fucker's ass. On a push bike. Yes, I'll drink drive over his ass.

Another baby kitten died. I should've chosen a better name. His perch was upon my shoulder. As we sedated him, he tried to regain his position, but was too weak. He was so small, the drugs couldn't be administered properly. I fall in love too easily with those that always die.

Drunken times lead to the adoption of fake boyfriends to avoid others from getting too cozy.
"Are you two involved?"
"Say what?"
"Are you two involved? *hand reaches towards waist*"
"*glances at the drunken, prone body of Egyptian Boy* Um, yes, very *flee*"

And I don't understand the logic of people. If a person calls up and asks to come over, should I expect them to then say they'll come over in an hour? Perhaps, perhaps not. And when it is nine o'clock in the evening, I really should decline. However, there is a desire to partake in conversations that extend beyond explaining why Wheatabix is not the best food to give to kittens and puppies. Crazy, I know.

Lack of sex + menstration = fucked up sex dreams (detachable penis, say what?)
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Late night man visits, that doesn't please me so much. It doesn't please the Indo-Fijians much either; deportation to preserve honor just doesn't smell good. But a man with a machete under his bed has offered his protection.

Drawing portraits is best done whilst inebriated. Can't be a tough critic when everything is just so gigglesnortalicious. However, viewing the results might not be so great while sober. This shall be determined at a later date.

Discussions about eating dogs and gods and cannibalism is also done best while drunk.

die Ende
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Late night man visits, that doesn't please me so much. It doesn't please the Indo-Fijians much either; deportation to preserve honor just doesn't smell good. But a man with a machete under his bed has offered his protection.

Drawing portraits is best done whilst inebriated. Can't be a tough critic when everything is just so gigglesnortalicious. However, viewing the results might not be so great while sober. This shall be determined at a later date.

Discussions about eating dogs and gods and cannibalism is also done best while drunk.

die Ende
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"Where are you from, little girl?"
"The States."
"Whereabouts?"
"Oregon"
"Is that near Portland?"
"..."

The Indo-Fijians have adopted me, and we listen to the Spice Girls late into the evening while drinking beer, sometimes good, sometimes bad.

Orange kittens and me, we just don't seem to get along. In the morning of the day past, yet another one died.

BoscoeDog gets into more trouble than she can handle. Cross your fingers; I'll cross mine, she won't be eaten by the neighbors.

At the end of the month, there may not be a clinic. Oh gigglesnort, gigglesnort, it is all so funny anymore. We'll go to Aitutaki and watch Survivor in action, perhaps even Thailand before returning to the real world.
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"Where are you from, little girl?"
"The States."
"Whereabouts?"
"Oregon"
"Is that near Portland?"
"..."

The Indo-Fijians have adopted me, and we listen to the Spice Girls late into the evening while drinking beer, sometimes good, sometimes bad.

Orange kittens and me, we just don't seem to get along. In the morning of the day past, yet another one died.

BoscoeDog gets into more trouble than she can handle. Cross your fingers; I'll cross mine, she won't be eaten by the neighbors.

At the end of the month, there may not be a clinic. Oh gigglesnort, gigglesnort, it is all so funny anymore. We'll go to Aitutaki and watch Survivor in action, perhaps even Thailand before returning to the real world.
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A short, stubby dog has adopted me. Boscoe and I, we eat potatoes in bed. If she's lucky, she even gets meats.

Wake-up call=butterscotch liquor topped off with Baileys. Oh rapture.

We laugh and laugh and laugh.

And I'll be alone again tomorrow night. Oh teh sex, sex, sex. Detox this week? Oh yes, indeed.

It's freezing cold and yet people still walk around in tube tops and short shorts. Perhaps that is the sign a person has been here too long.

I met a man from Argentina. He used to work for Bush's brother and now works for the World Bank. He wishes to see me again next week. He's moving to New York to get into the real world. At least he is not like the man from Chile with the perfectly groomed eyebrows who wished to dance and buy me drinks.

And tourists are enough to bring out any homocidal tendencies a person might have.
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A short, stubby dog has adopted me. Boscoe and I, we eat potatoes in bed. If she's lucky, she even gets meats.

Wake-up call=butterscotch liquor topped off with Baileys. Oh rapture.

We laugh and laugh and laugh.

And I'll be alone again tomorrow night. Oh teh sex, sex, sex. Detox this week? Oh yes, indeed.

It's freezing cold and yet people still walk around in tube tops and short shorts. Perhaps that is the sign a person has been here too long.

I met a man from Argentina. He used to work for Bush's brother and now works for the World Bank. He wishes to see me again next week. He's moving to New York to get into the real world. At least he is not like the man from Chile with the perfectly groomed eyebrows who wished to dance and buy me drinks.

And tourists are enough to bring out any homocidal tendencies a person might have.
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Oh, oh, speghetti-o's, very few things make me nauseous anymore.

Repulsing, I find you dreadfully repulsing. You make me wish I had red eye disease and something more. Wie gehts, wie gehts, du gehts nicht. Und dann, und dann, du gehst weg.

A vet was sent who was not a vet. The party died shortly, and now we close because even people get sick. Just don't tell any of the people here that. It's a tricky concept to grasp, I know.

I feel a seething set inside. It'll rear it's ugly face soon, soon. Ha, ha, say ha?

you're the nicest American I know!

I have no plans to go drinking until Friday. say what?! Oh yeah, I know, crazy impressive.
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Oh, oh, speghetti-o's, very few things make me nauseous anymore.

Repulsing, I find you dreadfully repulsing. You make me wish I had red eye disease and something more. Wie gehts, wie gehts, du gehts nicht. Und dann, und dann, du gehst weg.

A vet was sent who was not a vet. The party died shortly, and now we close because even people get sick. Just don't tell any of the people here that. It's a tricky concept to grasp, I know.

I feel a seething set inside. It'll rear it's ugly face soon, soon. Ha, ha, say ha?

you're the nicest American I know!

I have no plans to go drinking until Friday. say what?! Oh yeah, I know, crazy impressive.
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Note to self: Stop making friends with people who eat questionable sources of protein.

Another note: Don't make extended trips to anymore third world countries. Lack of reliable utilities makes you cry like baby Jebus.

Vodka has become the poison of choice, yet we're switching to shots. Keeps life hopping. Every day the option is presented, do we sleep or do we drink? There are no other choices.

Shortage of fish leads to fish poisoning. Oh, oh speghetti-o's. Have you ever seen a cat in the throes of rigor mortis yet still has the ability to purr? Sometimes, we can play god and choose not to.

i'm dying to have him here; it hurts so much to think of it
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Note to self: Stop making friends with people who eat questionable sources of protein.

Another note: Don't make extended trips to anymore third world countries. Lack of reliable utilities makes you cry like baby Jebus.

Vodka has become the poison of choice, yet we're switching to shots. Keeps life hopping. Every day the option is presented, do we sleep or do we drink? There are no other choices.

Shortage of fish leads to fish poisoning. Oh, oh speghetti-o's. Have you ever seen a cat in the throes of rigor mortis yet still has the ability to purr? Sometimes, we can play god and choose not to.

i'm dying to have him here; it hurts so much to think of it
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Local pick-up line:
"Hey baby, do you have a way to keep a dog from barking?"
"Uh, no, I don't"
"Well, I do. You take off its jacket and toss it in the oven."
"..."

Common thought process:
"Hello white girl.
You look not closely related to me.
Wanna fuck?"

And the island dogs are specially made to be able to consume chicken bones.

The friends I make seem to be of the kind that are fine while sober, yet upon further consumption of alcohol, become more and more touchy, and less and less denying of what the true relationship is. Oh the troubles I may get in if rumors are not squealched as soon as they are formed. But I can husk a coconut and break it apart to get the meat, and I guess that's what a good friend is for.

you don't sound American!
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Local pick-up line:
"Hey baby, do you have a way to keep a dog from barking?"
"Uh, no, I don't"
"Well, I do. You take off its jacket and toss it in the oven."
"..."

Common thought process:
"Hello white girl.
You look not closely related to me.
Wanna fuck?"

And the island dogs are specially made to be able to consume chicken bones.

The friends I make seem to be of the kind that are fine while sober, yet upon further consumption of alcohol, become more and more touchy, and less and less denying of what the true relationship is. Oh the troubles I may get in if rumors are not squealched as soon as they are formed. But I can husk a coconut and break it apart to get the meat, and I guess that's what a good friend is for.

you don't sound American!
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Goal: Read 50 books in 07
1. Drowned Wednesday-Garth Nix
2. Eats, Shoots, and Leaves-Lynne Truss
3. Monkeyluv-Robert M. Sapolsky
4. Sir Thursday-Garth Nix
5. Give it Up!-Mary Carlomagno
6. The Trouble with Testosterone-Robert M. Sapolsky
7. No Touch Monkey-Ayun Halliday
8. There's no Toilet Paper on the Road Less Traveled-edited by someone or another
9. Solo Traveler: Tales and Tips for Great Trips-Lea Lane
10. The Chocolate Connoisseur-Chloe Doutre-Roussel
11. Bad Bridesmaid-Siri Agrell
12. Yellow Fever-James L. Dickerson
13. As you Like it-Willie
14. Pledged-Alexandra Robbins
15. The Penis Book-Joseph Cohen
16. Stiff-Mary Roach
17. Lady Friday-Garth Nix
18. Dead Until Dark-Charlaine Harris
19. Living Dead in Dallas-Charlaine Harris
20. Club Dead-Charlaine Harris
21. Dead to the World-Charlaine Harris
22. Dead as a Doornail-Charlaine Harris
23. Definitely Dead-Charlaine Harris
24. Midaq Alley-Naguib Mahfouz
25. Wild Thorns-Sahar Khalifeh
26. The Invisible Man-H.G. Wells
27. Dress your Family in Corduroy and Denim-David Sedaris
28. All Together Dead-Charlaine Harris
29. Heart of a Warrior-Johanna Lindsey
30. Anyone but You-Jennifer Crusie
31. Art Nouveau and the Erotic-Ghislaine Wood
32. Better Single Than Sorry-Jen Schefft
33. Mutants: On Genetic Variety and the Human Body- Armand Marie Leroi
34. Corpse-Jessica Snyder
35. Deadhouse: Life in a Coroner's Office-John Temple
36. Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight-Alexandra Fuller
37. The Myth of Sanity-Martha Stout
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Goal: Read 50 books in 07
1. Drowned Wednesday-Garth Nix
2. Eats, Shoots, and Leaves-Lynne Truss
3. Monkeyluv-Robert M. Sapolsky
4. Sir Thursday-Garth Nix
5. Give it Up!-Mary Carlomagno
6. The Trouble with Testosterone-Robert M. Sapolsky
7. No Touch Monkey-Ayun Halliday
8. There's no Toilet Paper on the Road Less Traveled-edited by someone or another
9. Solo Traveler: Tales and Tips for Great Trips-Lea Lane
10. The Chocolate Connoisseur-Chloe Doutre-Roussel
11. Bad Bridesmaid-Siri Agrell
12. Yellow Fever-James L. Dickerson
13. As you Like it-Willie
14. Pledged-Alexandra Robbins
15. The Penis Book-Joseph Cohen
16. Stiff-Mary Roach
17. Lady Friday-Garth Nix
18. Dead Until Dark-Charlaine Harris
19. Living Dead in Dallas-Charlaine Harris
20. Club Dead-Charlaine Harris
21. Dead to the World-Charlaine Harris
22. Dead as a Doornail-Charlaine Harris
23. Definitely Dead-Charlaine Harris
24. Midaq Alley-Naguib Mahfouz
25. Wild Thorns-Sahar Khalifeh
26. The Invisible Man-H.G. Wells
27. Dress your Family in Corduroy and Denim-David Sedaris
28. All Together Dead-Charlaine Harris
29. Heart of a Warrior-Johanna Lindsey
30. Anyone but You-Jennifer Crusie
31. Art Nouveau and the Erotic-Ghislaine Wood
32. Better Single Than Sorry-Jen Schefft
33. Mutants: On Genetic Variety and the Human Body- Armand Marie Leroi
34. Corpse-Jessica Snyder
35. Deadhouse: Life in a Coroner's Office-John Temple
36. Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight-Alexandra Fuller
37. The Myth of Sanity-Martha Stout
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