Note to self: Stop making friends with people who eat questionable sources of protein.
Another note: Don't make extended trips to anymore third world countries. Lack of reliable utilities makes you cry like baby Jebus.
Vodka has become the poison of choice, yet we're switching to shots. Keeps life hopping. Every day the option is presented, do we sleep or do we drink? There are no other choices.
Shortage of fish leads to fish poisoning. Oh, oh speghetti-o's. Have you ever seen a cat in the throes of rigor mortis yet still has the ability to purr? Sometimes, we can play god and choose not to.
i'm dying to have him here; it hurts so much to think of it